dell wrote:Beware fellow citizens, some very inappropriate language in at least one comment on that site. Not kid friendly!

Holy George Carlin!

My apologies for double posting, I'm not trying to bump. But I'm running a contest of sorts, while I'm working on the rest of part 1.

If anyone can solve the riddles I posted above, they can pick the villain in my next story. Good luck Bat-fans!

Begorrah! I know nutting!

Just imagine this in our favorite narrator's voice.

Will the clown prince of crime finish his frosty foe?

Will the frozen fiend jolt the jolly jester?

Tune in Monday night... Same Bat-Forum!

Batman made it to round 2, round 3 starts later today.

My apologies for keeping you waiting, the rest of part 1 will come soon. If any bat-fan can solve both of these riddles before Batman & Robin do, they can choose the villain in my next story. Riddle me this... Q: What is capable of generating hundreds of degrees, but never gets any hotter :?: Q:...

I'm going to have to take some time to read your whole story. What I've seen looks good so far. Keep it up.

I love "The Riddler" by Frank Gorshin. Not only is it fun to listen to, its very catchy.

Thank you everyone. I took some suggestions from others, a special thanks to GorshinRomero who gave me some advice that kept me from writing myself into a corner.

No love for Jefferson D'Arcy? Ha! I liked the in-jokes on Married... about him being on Happy Days and Love Boat.

Its a shame when a great series gets ruined by executive meddling and ran into the ground.

Thank you. I hope I captured the emotional weight of the scene.

I'll most likely finish the first half tomorrow. Stay tuned!

Hey fellow Bat-fans! I've just completed the first part of my latest Bat-fic. It starts off not long after my last story and I have to admit, I'm pleased how it went down. So without further delay I give you... Batman The Riddler Is A Rat Inside Barbara Gordon's apartment, a telephone is about to ri...

Dr. Shimel wrote:

burkestudio wrote:

Bat-Tiger wrote: He mayo may not.

I relish the thought of this

-Jeremy

Both are the salt of the earth, but the loser's gonna be in a pickle.

Now let's not get saucy.

Midway through the votes (closes Sunday night) and Col Gumm is making a move on Sandman's strong second place finish-- can he mustard enough votes to ketchup? Tune in and find out! Remember voting next week is DAILY so you're going to have to come by the ol' Message Board every day lest your favori...

I grew up watching Married With Children so I like Ted McGinley