I imagine the conversation went something like this:
'Now, Santa, you are ready to do my bidding.'
'Yes, Siren. What do you want for Christmas?'
'After you finish giving presents to all the good little girls and boys, I want you to leave something for a very bad Boy--Wonder.'
'Anything you want, Siren.'
'For almost making me lose my voice, I want you to leave him a lump of coal--on his head.'
'Your merest wish is my ultimate command.'
Or maybe it didn't go quite that way. Actually, this is Dame Joan at a charity event last week.
The Siren meets Santa in present-day London(ium)
Moderators: Scott Sebring, Ben Bentley
The Siren meets Santa in present-day London(ium)
'I thought Siren was perfect for Joan.'--Stanley Ralph Ross, writer of 'The Wail of the Siren'
My hobbies include gazing at the Siren and doing her bidding, evil or otherwise.
'She had a devastating, hypnotic effect on all the men.'--A schoolmate describing Joan Collins at age 17
My hobbies include gazing at the Siren and doing her bidding, evil or otherwise.
'She had a devastating, hypnotic effect on all the men.'--A schoolmate describing Joan Collins at age 17
Re: The Siren meets Santa in present-day London(ium)
Still looking great! She, Julie and Glynis are part of a very rare group left among us.