Thanks as always, sirs. These scripts are fun to see, a slice of history.
It's unfortunate that earlier drafts are not available from Laramie. It's my understanding, based on correspondence between Semple and the powers that be, that he originally had written the 'guinea pigs' as miniaturized men before switching to colored powder. I wonder if this was for budgetary reasons (Dough-zier) or because Fox was to be debuting Fantastic Voyage around the same time, and miniaturization was a major--and serious--plot point in that drama.
I know Semple and Dozier got along, but he almost seems to be trolling that January memo. Kitka is described as a 'sexy-looking Russian dame' in the stage directions when we first meet her in Gordon's office. The women in the dockside bar are 'sleazy but sexy dames.' Surprisingly, the stage directions refer to a 'SEXY GIRL SINGER' in the restaurant when Bruce takes Kitka to dinner. How come Julie Gregg wasn't a dame?
It amazes me how tied they were to the Schlepp's instead of Schweppes gag. Did Stanley Ralph Ross hop a flight to Spain and tamper with Semple's typewriter? I also know from the correspondence that Schweppes' attorneys, in no uncertain terms, put the kibosh on any parody, so in came Commodore Schmidlapp (a character name used in another Fox movie that year).
I mentioned the guinea pigs before. I notice that wasn't what they were called in the script. It still sounds like the worst part-time gig ever.
I noticed in the dialogue, Penguin originally said, 'Catwoman, fetch a dustpan,' after they were dehydrated, and Catwoman answers 'Right' and
then 'Catwoman scuttles to comply' per the stage directions. I'm glad that was smoothed out on screen to make it seem as if she volunteered, rather than being ordered to do criminal housework as the lone female villain.
I also noticed when the Bat-copter was about to crash, Batman originally was steering it into a 'foam rubber delivery truck.' I suspect that was either too costly or Martinson decided it was impossible to film, hence the switch to foam rubber convention. Good choice.
As for the script as a whole, it simply feels jokier and more absurd than a typical Semple season 1 script. I don't know if he felt he had to do that because it was a bigger sandbox, or because this would be the first exposure to the show for some of the overseas crowd, but it feels like a foreboding harbinger of season 2 and Ross' Borscht Belt, love darts, time machines and giant clams.
'I thought Siren was perfect for Joan.'--Stanley Ralph Ross, writer of 'The Wail of the Siren'
My hobbies include gazing at the Siren and doing her bidding, evil or otherwise.
'She had a devastating, hypnotic effect on all the men.'--A schoolmate describing Joan Collins at age 17